My parents suggested a “celebration flight” for my newborn, so I climbed into their plane. But midflight, Mom yelled, “We don’t want your baby!” My sister cackled, “Farewell, nuisances!”

My mother, Patricia, possessed a smile that was an architectural marvel—perfectly constructed, meticulously maintained, and entirely hollow. She wiped her mouth with a monogrammed linen napkin and announced our “special baby gift” to the mahogany dining table. Beside her, my father, Richard, sat taller in his wingback chair, his chest puffing out slightly as he already began … Continue reading My parents suggested a “celebration flight” for my newborn, so I climbed into their plane. But midflight, Mom yelled, “We don’t want your baby!” My sister cackled, “Farewell, nuisances!”